Teaser Tuesdays

Teaser Tuesdays is a weekly bookish meme, hosted by MizB of Should Be Reading.  
Anyone can play along! Just do the following:

• Grab your current read
• Open to a random page
• Share two (2) “teaser” sentences from somewhere on that page
• BE CAREFUL NOT TO INCLUDE SPOILERS! (make sure that what you share doesn’t give too much away! You don’t want to ruin the book for others!)
• Share the title & author, too, so that other TT participants can add the book to their TBR Lists if they like your teasers!  
• Head on over to Should Be Reading and leave a link to your post. Then check out some of the other teasers. 

My tease for this Tuesday...

Witches, Vampires, and Man-eating bunny slippers!

"The man who looks like an olive claims I freak people out" She gestured to a troll that exited the office.  "Oh yes, I'm the odd one here."

Jazz swallowed her laughter.  The last thing she needed to do was encourage the irascible ghost.

~p.51, 50 Ways to Hex Your Lover by Linda Wisdom